Saturday, November 28, 2009

"Great Mall" fails to live up to name.

My review of the Great Mall of Milpitas (including its sub-par bathroom situation) has been a long time coming.  One of my most dreaded visits in Northern California, it has a parking lot that will drive you to drink, not to mention a faint smell of baby vomit throughout the building.

... but back to the ladies room.  The soulless, whitewashed hallway (please refer to photo) was longer than any walk of shame I've ever taken part of, and by the end I couldn't wait for the light at the end of the tunnel.

The "light at the end of the tunnel" turned out to be a series of bleak stalls, three of which had toilet paper massacres that had occurred earlier in the evening.  I won't go into detail.

The highlight of my visit was the EXACT WEIGHT MACHINE!  An amazing piece of equipment that I discovered near the stalls.  Being able to see exactly what I weigh after being put through pure lavatory hell = priceless.